Phantom Dust Rap by thetinwoodsman feat Crew TBK

[thetinwoodsman]

WARNING- some explicit lyrics to follow


[uh huh yea thetinwoodsman down from the Strange City tonight]
[Me and my Bee boys gonna do this joint right]
[this ones for all the Phreaks in da house]

Flame swords, Reincarnations and Venom Fangs oh my!
Three lamest skill in the game is the moves you live by
Throw in an Optimization for an unholy orgy
Makin' like Dan Knotts with the cast of Threes Company



You're still spamming away with all them cheap moves
Mr. UnOriginal with all them duped rares
Highest ranking on a scoreboard you know what that proves?
You ever go up against a real warrior and you'll be pissing yo underwares!

Three hundred and seventy four skillz in a game
You only ever used MoB cuz your s hit is lame
Phantom Dust- Futatsugi the guy that made this
All that powder in your nose made you forget who the best is

Throw those Thors hammers in the first 10 seconds
I've got Gust you stupid ho and my DoD beckons
Two swift punches and pursuit for good measure
Shatters any shield and jacks up your family treasure



Drop Opti, get in my face and go off with a Photon Burst!
You're a little poser and healing waters quench my thirst
Think you're the big bad man with yo Vibration Blaster?
Your girls fond of Vibration too, go an ask her.

With your glacial shield you think you're all iced out
Smack you with D.Slayer then ice sword
and let you know what its about

Optical camo won't hide you from Purify
I'll keep usin' Frostbite till you beg me to let you die
Buff yourself up with heats like Arnie
I've got Armaros man and you've got a small weenie [haha]




Icy cool breath and unlimited lives
Keep on comin' boy- with your little psycho knives
I can take it kid cause you're a pissant
I'll use my Levitate and go transcendant
[white men can jump but JD can roll baby!]


Three hundred and seventy four skillz in a game
You only ever used MoB cuz your s hit is lame
Phantom Dust- Futatsugi the guy that made this
All that powder in your nose made you forget who the best is


Beating all your peon faces gets me mad cheddah
Bust Trance, Lunar Gravity and a Fire of Gehenna
Your Fortress of Iron gets shut down like a switch
Gets me my rares and leaves you crying like a b itch

Rollin aroun thinkin nothing can touch you
Trap your ass on an escalator so whatchu gonna do?
Better keep on Rollin like Limp Bizkit
Cuz Willo the Wisp enemas make right corners like triscuits



There's just one more chorus all in this mad verse
And I would be remiss to not mention REverse
Spend too long on the surface, you'll fail to Recall
That the Palace ain't a Palace its a Monsters Mall

Your reliance falls on Opti and your Rapid Cannons
I'll pop all your caps with D.Trick- leave you suckin on my Danons
[Yogurt that is- HAHA the tinwoodsmans in da Palace my negroes]
[Just throwin down this phat beat for my Army with Binding Needles][/img]
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[Cut Yo Hair Foo]

Too long.

The parts I read were funny though. Pictures are a nice touch.

[The ME$$IAH]

and I thought I was the only person with a phantom dust freestyle

[General Grievous]

...



For once, I have nothing to say.
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[Tomcat]

Represent

[Bondmonger]

Not bad, but yours doesn't have a secret message in it like mine.

Nathan 0

[General Grievous]

Secret? It was bolded!
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[Bondmonger]

Shhhhh!

Nathan 0

[Zithromax]

[Teknophage]

[sphagnum]

well... i thought it was freakin awesome
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[loudsandman]

the lyrics are as deep as goatse's anus

[Kamizar]

It would've been better if you had the correct terminology and by better I mean it would've at least had correct terminology...
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"I must be cruel only to be kind;
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind."

[thetinwoodsman]

Oh all the haters. You betta getcho sef sum Haterade to quench that mighty hate. I fail to see where I didn't use the correct terminology, but I'm sure you'll enlighten me won't you oh wise Kaz?
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[thetinwoodsman]

WILL NO ONE FACE ME IN A RAP BATTLE? BRING OUT YOUR RAPS AND TRY AND TAKE ME OUT Eminem or 50Cent style. Boyee.
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